Anime Feels and Funny Pictures~

Last night's post had GREAT content, but it was a bit sad design-wsie...~ A reminder to me to always ALWAYS preview before publishing.
So I don't know why, but I'm feeling a bit sad today. I guess it's mostly that I watched Shoujo Sect ~Innocent Lovers~ all the way through last night. Sure, it was sexy and funny and sweet... BUT IT WAS SO FREAKING SAD! MY SOUL IS DEAD, CRUSHED, RIPPED TO SHREDS!

HRNG WHY MOMOKO WHY!?!? The ending is really sweet, but... but... but... Why!? My soul is dead.
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Yeah. That's about it for anime feels right now. I might die a bit more if I keep thinking about it.
So anyways.
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Since I'm not popular, I'll do today's challenge~!
Day 31: Job
If I could choose a job from any anime, I would probably choose to be a teacher at Hakuou Academy from Hayate no Gotoku!

I'd probably replace her~

It's an academy for rich kids, so I assume it would pay well if you, y'know, did your job right. Also, I think it would be fun~ I've always wanted to teach, and I love pursuing knowledge!
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That's it for January's challenge, we'll be posting February's challenge tomorrow! If you'd like to, you can do this with up! Just post your choice for each day and one or two sentences why, and then we'll compile them all~
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It's that time of day again, for readers 18+~
Aggroe's HTD! (Hentai of the Day, for those who are new~)
Today is for all you loli fans! Thanks to this site, I've found a series called "Ore no Imouto ga Konna ni Kawaii Wake ga Nai" or "Oreimo" for short. I'm not a loli fan, but the art in the doujins is really really great~ The title of this doujin doesn't leave much to the imagination, either~
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Now, it's time for the daily dose of Japan!
ご主人様 (ごしゅじんさま)
Romanized as "goshujin-sama"
Pronounced "go-shoo-jeen-sah-mah"
This is one of my favorite words, I have to admit~ It means "master", though back in the olden days when sexism ran rampant through the world, it meant "husband". This is what maids and butlers call their masters, and I would die of blood loss if a cute maid ever called me this~ 
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So today, as I mentioned, I'm feeling a bit depressed. Everything seems pretty overwhelming. But I don't want to complain, instead I want to post some things that make me smile! If you're having a bad day, then enjoy these fun things~! After this, I'm gonna go eat some protein waffles, which are actually really good...~ Anemone doesn't like them. Then read some Stephen King! Maybe rock out some Pokemon~

This video though... So beautiful~
Yeah, I guess that's about all I've got for today~
Good night, and sweet dreams!... Wait, that's not applicable at 3 pm. o.o
Talk to you later~

~Aggroe~

Folklore, and why Aggroe shouldn't be allowed on Youtube~

Yo everyone! This should be a pretty fun post, as I'll be discussing some of the folklore behind incubi and succubi, not to mention doing a secret challenge~
First off, today's challenge! (and yesterday's since I'm lame)
Day 27: House!
Honestly, I would choose to live in Kyouya Ootoori's house, from Ouran High School Host Club.

I don't like the character much, but I like the modern feel of that mansion. It's just so beautiful~ Plus, I could just hide there, since it's so huge they'd probably never know!... Hopefully. It's so gorgeous! Plus, it's in Japan, so I could do exploring and stuff~
Day 28: School you'd attend
I feel bad for posting two things from one anime, and even worse that it's in the same post, but...
Probably Ouran Academy.

Now please don't get me wrong, I don't give a shit about being rich! I also dislike the color pink! But... This school's huge, and it seems like it's never boring~ There's always something going on! It would always be exciting, plus there are so many interesting people to meet~
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For all you 18+ perverts in the audience, it's time for...
Aggroe's HTD!
It fits tonight, because there's a Succubus! Whoo! I told you, I love monster girls~ Once you find out more about Succubus lore, you'll find out that even though they are a great idea, they... well, like any demon, they're dangerous.
Anyways, I had fun reading this~ It's in color, I really like the art style, and the succubus is pretty damn adorable~
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And now, for the daily dose of Japan!
夢魔 (むま)
Romanized as "muma".
Pronounced "moo-ma".
This word can refer to either a nightmare, or a demon who appears in one's dreams, which in Japanese lore, fits with Succubi and Incubi. More about them will be explained later~
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Now, for one part of the fun!
I found this story on Creepypasta, obviously, and it gave me an idea...! Now, I've been to the weird part of Youtube, many times... And in my opinion, there are two different types of the "weird part of Youtube" That would be A) Scary/creepy/fucked up and B)Sexual/not safe for work (nsfw)... I'm aiming for the scary side~ I mean, the Creepypasta promised me a snuff film!
Basically what Anemone and I are doing is finding a video, watching it, then clicking on the most messed up suggestion. I'll be starting with one I've never seen~
1. Very creepy disturbing children's cartoon, banned from TV It's kind of strange, but really interesting~ Thought provoking...~
2. 10 Disturbing Childhood Experiments This one was messed up... I mean, a few of these I've heard of before, and the one about "Little Albert"... That wasn't exactly what they did. Still, dark stuff.
3. Love Automatic - NIGHTMARE This is actually a music video, but it's really freaky. I don't quite know what I just watched... But I have a new favorite band, yay~
4. Teddy's Nightmare (2007) This is a pretty disturbing short film.
5. Smile -Scary Animation Oh gods why did I watch that... *dies a little inside* It feels like my soul was just raped by clowns.
6. Behind Closed Doors - Remember, there's no such thing as monsters~ No... That's alright... Didn't want to sleep anyways...
7. The Dummy (1982) This one's not as messed up as the last two...~
8. Alone This is another short horror film~ Not my favorite, but still kinda creepy... only a bit cliche.
9. Victim Yet another short horror film. The ambiance is creepy, but it's not really scar- HOLY FUCK NO! WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT!?! *curls up into fetal position* *cries a lot*
10. Porcelain Rising Dolls... WHY IS IT ALWAYS DOLLS!?!?
So that's my 10~ Vote on the creepiest or on your favorite~! But I didn't find a snuff film, not even a fake one! I don't quite know whether to be disappointed or relieved...
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Finally, some folklore... If you guys don't mind a really long post~
This isn't really 18+, but do read with discretion please~ If you're under 15 or 16, I wouldn't recommend reading this, though of course, it's your call~
First, I'll talk a bit about what they are. A succubus is the female manifestation, and incubus is the male counterpart. Basically, they are demons that feed off of one's life energy through sexual intercourse. Oftentimes, the males are thought to try and make human women pregnant, to create unholy half human half demon babies. A commonly accepted belief nowadays is that incubi and succubi are the same creatures, but they change sex based on their target. They kill humans by having sex with them, but the catch is, they can only get their food if the human enjoys it... Idiots who believe in the existence of these creatures often try to summon them, but there are quite a few reasons why that's a bad idea. Some claim that these demons are relatively harmless, unless there's a lot of them, or the victim is particularly weak or ill. I wouldn't mess around with demons, though...
This lore originally began in the Dark Ages, I believe, and it was a Christian/Catholic idea. Basically, it was an idea created because sex was considered "bad" or "evil", so those who experienced wet dreams or unexplainable lust could blame it on a demon, visiting them in the night.
In Japanese lore, they only visit people in dreams.
Also, they are incorporeal, having no form in the real world. They can also manipulate how they look, changing form based on their target. Again, that's similar to the sex swapping.
Nowadays, they are seen as sexy, beautiful, and more attractive than any human. But the fact of the matter is, the real way they look is terrifying. It's true that they don't have a form in OUR world, but in the dimension they exist in, hell or whatever you want to call it, they have the form of a hideous monstrosity. Also, if they are hungry enough, they will do whatever it takes to eat, which means RAEP TIME! They can tell almost instantly what turns a person on, therefore the rape will be physically pleasant, even if you hate it mentally and emotionally.
Succubi are not as aggressive as their male counterparts, but that doesn't mean that they won't force you to feed them. They may tempt you, and if that doesn't work, well... How do you feel about femdom? They're into that shit.

Incubi are... aggressive. They will hurt you in the process of eating, no matter what. They might not kill you, but you will wake up sore the next morning. Even if the girl isn't into that, there are ways around it for these bastards. Like I said, they know about every one of your weak spots.

Both variations are sneaky, and just like humans, some are more intelligent that others. The smarter ones may return to a single human for food everytime without killing them, or even making them too much weaker...
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So, are they real?
Well, I've never met one, so I don't know. But just because I've never met one doesn't mean they don't exist. Ever heard of Schrodinger's Cat? It's like that, I don't know. It both exists and doesn't exist at the same time, until there is proof one way or another.
That being said, I do believe that some people use their minds to unintentionally create experiences that SEEM to be an attack by an incubus or succubus.
The human mind is a dangerous thing...
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I guess that's about it for tonight...~
Good night, and sweet dreams~

~Aggroe~

Today feels like a MAID DAY~

HOLY CRAP I HAVE GOOD NEWS! Well, mostly for me. Anywho, I don't really keep up with anime. I do now, but for a long time I didn't watch anything really past Ouran High School Host Club and Fullmetal Alchemist. Obviously, I've broadened my scope, and am watching some pretty fun stuff~
As an example, since the only anime I previously knew that had butlers in it was Kuroshitsuji, or Black Butler in English, but I wanted something more unique than that for the challenge. I found the anime Ladies vs Butlers and another anime, Hayate no Gotoku, or Hayate the Combat Butler... I watched the first episode of both, and that's how I found my answer yay~
Anyways, I not only cleaned and took care of some adult stuff today, but I ALSO watched 10 episodes of Hayate. This anime....... It's too beautiful for words.
whatamievenwatching
thisshitmakesnosense
sogorgeous
muchcomedy
wow
Anyways, I'm sad that I didn't pick Hayate for yesterday's challenge... But that's in the past~
CHECK THIS ANIME OUT! SO PERFECT!

Just to recap, Senzenin Nagi is about to be shot and killed by this MASSIVE FUCKING MECHA, then her butler (Hayate) swoops in, rescues her, and HE JUMPS ONTO A TREE BRANCH! WHAT ARE YOU, EVEN!?!?
*ahem*
Yeah, it's pretty wonderful~
Check it out here!
As for storyline, Hayate's a poor guy, his parents are always spending every dime to "invest in their dreams", including the money he has to earn in order for the three of them to eat and pay rent. His parents are pretty useless, right? So anyways, they leave him (literally abandon him) with 156 million yen in debt.
He meets Nagi, and, due to a misunderstanding, ends up living in her mansion  as her butler to pay her back for paying off his parents' debt.
Also, Nagi's a loli tsundere, so that gets her some points, yes~?
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THERE'S A TALKING TIGER!
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So, for today's challenge~
Day 23: Maid
For my maid, I would probably pick ASH KETCHUM FROM POKEMON!

Haha, I'm only kidding.
In all seriousness, I'd most likely pick Shikikagami Sanae from Ladies vs Butlers.

She's clumsy, and probably wouldn't make a good maid because of that... But hey, she's still in high school~ Look at how adorable she is! I want her! Seriously, if it were Christmas Day, and she were wrapped up under my tree, I'd...
Well...
I'd do some things to her that aren't appropriate for all audiences~
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Also, she'd bring me coffee in the morning, and say "Good morning, goshujin-sama! Here's your morning coffee, I hope it's too your liking~"
If she spilled it, I wouldn't mind as long as she cleaned up afterwords...~
*fantasizing*
Hau....
*drools a bit*
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*ahem*
Yeah, I got a bit lost in that. Sorry guys~
At least it's a good lead into...
The 18+ portion you've ALL been waiting for...~
Aggroe's HTD!
This one is all human girls. It's a harem maid fantasy, and it's just so strange. I'm not quite sure what I just read, but I THINK I liked it.... Not sure yet.
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I'm unpopular, so I'll add a new section to my posts~
This one is in fact okay for all ages, and it's the...
Wait for it...
Daily Dose of Japan~!
This can be anything from culture, to a phrase, to MY experience in Japan!
Today's phrase is an onomatopoeia, or a sound effect. The Japanese language has a lot of them, but on of my favorites is something I came across while translating.
 イチャイチャ
(ee-cha ee-cha)
This is romanized as "icha icha" or "ichaicha".
It's the sound effect for making out or being clingy! You can use this to mock your friends or talk about popular date spots. Even about how that couple in the elevator are clingy all over each other!
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That's about it for today!
Tomorrow, I'll tell you all about some interesting folklore, so look forward to it~
As always, good night and sweet dreams!

~Aggroe~